noxious nerium

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May 2012

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May 30, 20122,155 notes
  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
May 30, 2012407,814 notes
Finnish for beginners: →

tinycircus:

  • järki = reason, sense, intelligence
  • järjestää = organize
  • järjestelmä = organization
  • järjestelmällinen = organized
  • järjestelmällistyttää = organizationalize
  • epäjärjestelmällistyttää = unorganizationalize
  • epäjärjestelmällistyttämätön = having unreflectional attention to antiunorganizationalize
  • epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyys = unreflectional attention to antiunorganizationalize
  • epäjärjestelmällistyttämättomyydellä = with unreflectional attention to antiunorganizationalize
  • epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellään = with his unreflectional attention to antiunorganizationalize
  • epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydelläänkö = is it with his unreflectional attention to antiunorganizationalize?
  • epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydelläänköhän = I wonder if it is possible, with his unreflectional attention to antiunorganizationalize?
  • epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydelläänköhänkään? = I wonder if it is possible, even with his unreflectional attention to antiunorganizationalize?
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When I see girls wearing leggings as pants

whatspringhillshouldcallme:

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May 18, 201213,059 notes
Post one of the 7 deadly sins in my ask box for: → deanschevyimpala.tumblr.com

gabriel-the-trickster:

Lust:  Someone that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

May 17, 2012139,548 notes
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lovesolitudes:

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

May 17, 2012157,375 notes

Lately I have felt a need for a change. It’s not only about my looks, though that too, but I’m in need of a change that starts from the inside. I’ve finally realized I don’t really like myself, and this is not the same as self loathing. What I mean is that over the years I have lost track on who I am and when I finally opened my eyes and looked into a mirror, I saw someone I don’t really like. She’s not me. I have no idea who is me and who she is, but the hell if I’m going to put up with the shit she’s been doing to me!

I’ve decided the turning of my life’s direction starts today.

May 15, 2012
#personal #decision #promise #change #hate #love
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When your parents don't like what you're wearing

sodamnrelatable:

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May 14, 2012136,817 notes

whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard

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May 10, 20121 note
#optimistprimate #friend #awesome #tumblrjon
Give him some love, because he's awesome → optimistprimate.tumblr.com
May 10, 2012
#love #friends #friend #awesome #ask #blog #cool #amazing
May 9, 2012579 notes
Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even get an anon's hate.

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